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Can I confuse you even more?

January 11, 2022 admin Leave a comment

Hi Greg — I lead operations at Confusion Inc, an AI technology company helping payers improve decision-making and reduce waste.…

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I’d like to meet with you tomorrow to discuss something that makes no sense

December 25, 2021 admin Leave a comment

Hi Greg, We are delighted to share that our director – [name removed] is currently in Denver area. I would…

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We have a relationship???

November 18, 2021 admin Leave a comment

Greg, I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to reach out and introduce myself as your point of…

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No, I’m the one who is sorry

June 2, 2021 admin Leave a comment

Subject: Truly Sorry for Sending You this Email Hi Greg, It feels hypocritical sending you an email about our platform, because our…

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FOMO – not unless you really invoke fear

July 2, 2019 admin Leave a comment

Hi Greg, FOMO – Fear Of Missing Out – anxiety that a highly relevant event is happening elsewhere with everyone…

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Oh geez

June 23, 2019 admin Leave a comment

Hi Elisa, Do you have 15 minutes to discuss… I stopped there. Get my name right.   

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I will spam you until you ask me not to

April 9, 2019 admin Leave a comment

So a problem here is that the expectation is I will need to issue a “cease and desist” otherwise I…

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You’re Not Welcome

March 2, 2019 admin Leave a comment

On Thu, Jun 27, 2019 at 7:19 am, [Sales Guy] wrote: Hi Greg, I realize you’re busy because we still…

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Was this meant for me?

February 2, 2019 admin Leave a comment

Hi Greg, As we continue planning for 2019, it has been become obvious that our Marketing initiatives will directly impact…

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Are we “on track”? It’s only January 9th

January 15, 2019 admin Leave a comment

Hi Greg, Are you on track this year to reach your top line revenue targets? Is creating Custom Thought Leadership…

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