My quick-and-dirty analysis on unsolicited sales pitches that I get on a regular basis. What’s not to like here?

Not always on a monthly basis, sometimes more frequent, sometimes more infrequent.

Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / January 11, 2022

Can I confuse you even more?

Hi Greg -- I lead operations at Confusion Inc, an AI technology company helping payers improve decision-making and reduce waste....

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / December 25, 2021

I’d like to meet with you tomorrow to discuss something that makes no sense

Hi Greg, We are delighted to share that our director – [name removed] is currently in Denver area. I would...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / November 18, 2021

We have a relationship???

Greg, I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to reach out and introduce myself as your point of...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / June 2, 2021

No, I’m the one who is sorry

Subject: Truly Sorry for Sending You this Email Hi Greg, It feels hypocritical sending you an email about our platform, because our...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / July 2, 2019

FOMO – not unless you really invoke fear

Hi Greg, FOMO – Fear Of Missing Out – anxiety that a highly relevant event is happening elsewhere with everyone...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / June 23, 2019

Oh geez

Hi Elisa, Do you have 15 minutes to discuss... I stopped there. Get my name right.   

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / April 9, 2019

I will spam you until you ask me not to

So a problem here is that the expectation is I will need to issue a "cease and desist" otherwise I...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / March 2, 2019

You’re Not Welcome

On Thu, Jun 27, 2019 at 7:19 am, [Sales Guy] wrote: Hi Greg, I realize you're busy because we still...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / February 2, 2019

Was this meant for me?

Hi Greg, As we continue planning for 2019, it has been become obvious that our Marketing initiatives will directly impact...

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Shitty Sales Pitch of the Week
By admin / January 15, 2019

Are we “on track”? It’s only January 9th

Hi Greg, Are you on track this year to reach your top line revenue targets? Is creating Custom Thought Leadership...

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